Day 5: On Laughter

Please refrain from telling jokes around me.
I am far too busy for the tee-hees, 
The chuckles, and god forbid
The giggles.

I am booked and busy, with no time 
Blocked out for your wisecracks.
9am is serious-o'clock, 
I will be away with a frown on my face.

At noon I have an appointment with the council
Of my stuffy, uptight friends.

I must make rent,
I must eat my spinach,
I must run on my hamster wheel.

There is simply no time to jest,
Do not poke the bear.
This frown is not going anywhere.
Leave the stick exactly where it is;
Yes, I want it there.